I'm so excited about the return of Channel 4's Escape to the Chateau and to rejoin Dick and Angel's epic quest. A dream of mine is to rent (oh who am I kidding, OWN) a decadent chateau in the middle of nowhere and hold wild parties. Here's a magnificent 19th century chateau in Dordogne, France with an understated 11 bedrooms. THERE'S SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES!
When can I move in?